So Does That Mean Youre Pregnant Funny Text
When it comes to bizarre food cravings, I'm no stranger to dipping fries in a milkshake or putting honey on pizza. But while normal "I'm bored," "I'm hangry," or "I'm on my period" cravings are powerful, pregnancy cravings are a whole other beast.
From hot sauce with ice cream to literally munching on sand, the body can crave v weird things when growing a baby.
While scientists don't exactly know why people have pregnancy cravings, there are a few theories: Some research suggests Neuropeptide Y, a substance responsible for appetite signals, could be increased through hormone changes during pregnancy. Other researchers, however, say pregnancy cravings are largely psychological.
Whether it's the extra hormones or the sheer fact that you have the absolute right to send your partner out at 2 a.m. to find hot Cheetos and strawberry yogurt, when a pregnancy craving calls, you're gonna wanna comply.
Here, 20 people share their strangest, strongest, and most memorable pregnancy cravings.
1. "My first baby all I ate was chicken pot pies—legit hundreds. I'm pregnant with my second baby and now all I want is soup."—Ally, 29
2. "The weirdest thing was definitely spicy food for me. I normally hate it. But when I was pregnant, I ate it all—spicy salsa, Hot Cheetos, etc. I usually think black pepper is too spicy, but my tolerance was much higher when pregnant."—Brittany, 27
3. "I couldn't get enough margarita mix. I'd put it on ice with a little bit of soda water. It was so delicious. I actually still drink it like that!"—Emily, 29
4. "Cooked pepperonis re-heated in the microwave. I would seriously eat the whole bag."—Julia, 29
5. "Pickles wrapped in prosciutto. I was just eating pickles when I saw some leftover prosciutto in the fridge and decided to wrap it around the pickle. I'm pretty sure that was my main food group during the first few weeks of my pregnancy."—Werlaine, 30
6. "P. Terry's chicken burgers and Dr. Pepper from Whataburger. The worst part was I moved to Houston, so that was ROUGH. I'd be lying if I didn't consider making a day trip to Austin just to get my fill."—Amy, 30
7. "COLD apples. I can't even look at them if they're not refrigerated."—Katie, 28
8. "When I was pregnant I had the urge to try ice cream with hot sauce. I really wanted ice cream with salt and vinegar chips but since we didn't have any, I figured since hot sauce had vinegar in it, it would work. The combo was...okay. Chips are better!"—Jennifer, 30
9. "Orange juice constantly. Peanut butter. Licorice, tacos, BLTs, and caesar salad. Pickle sandwiches, with the pickles as the "bread" with tuna or chicken salad inside, or regular sandwiches filled with pickles, cheese, and mayonnaise. Trader Joe's also has pickle-flavored chips which I am obsessed with right now."—Lauren, 33
10. "Soft pretzels dipped in honey, and sauerkraut on anything, even though it's a food I usually have a huge aversion to! I even put sauerkraut on pizza. Thinking about it now makes me nauseous."—Bailey, 29
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11. "Undiluted lime juice, straight out of the frozen concentrate can. My husband would bring home a few frozen concentrate cans each week and I would blend it up in a blender—without even diluting it—and drink it just like juice or eat it with a spoon straight out of the freezer."—Lauren, 29
12. "Hot Cheetos dipped in yogurt. I typically ate strawberry yogurt because it tasted tangy to me. The funny thing is now I can't eat either one of them because I became allergic to the ingredients after my second pregnancy."—Amber, 31
13. "Non-toasted bagels with cream cheese and cantaloupes. Like one a day. And pretty much nothing else. I ate them as a meal (not on top of each other) but just the only two items of food I ate for about three months straight. Since my daughter was born I can barely look at one!"—Holly, 34
14. "Super tart lemonade and this super spicy five-chili chicken from an Asian fusion restaurant by my house. It seemed I always wanted something extremely sour, or extremely spicy—I didn't even care about the heartburn."—Ashley, 35
15. "Honey on everything: like my bagels, chips, popcorn, fruit. I also must eat pomegranate every day."—Arica, 31
16. "I came home from work and my husband caught me putting hot sauce on a spoonful of peanut butter. It ended up tasting terrible, but all day long I thought about it and had to try it. A few days later I found out I was pregnant! All throughout the pregnancy, I wanted vinegar—salt and vinegar chips were my go-to. I even tried to (unsuccessfully) make salt and vinegar ice cream one afternoon."—Chelsea, 29
17. "I had the most bizarre craving during pregnancy: sand. Like, straight from the beach, sand. I just wanted to grind salt between my teeth. It was so odd, I told my doctor and their only advice was 'don't do it.' Also, any earthy smells were euphoric...like the smell of fresh air or dirt."—Nicole, 29
18. "I mostly craved healthy foods, but I remember when I was pregnant with my daughter, I could not get enough of tomato products. Ketchup and pasta sauce. I splurged on Domino's breadsticks and sauce once a week for months. I'm not even sorry."—Amanda, 29
19. "The one thing I did make my partner go get immediately was English muffins! It felt so random but I ate all six of them that day in various forms. Breakfast sandwich, with butter, with peanut butter and jelly. It didn't matter how but I needed those nooks and crannies in my mouth."—Laura, 28
20. "When I was pregnant I couldn't get enough mango. I literally ate 2–4 mangos a day. I was addicted. When we didn't have any mangoes at home late at night, I remember going to my nearest Wawa hoping to score mango. I definitely preferred fresh mango, but when it was out of season and hard to find, I settled for mango-flavored drinks, canned mango, mango desserts, etc."—Terri, 29
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